Space Jokes

From Jacob, 11 years old, United States of America

What is an alien’s favorite website?

Space-book!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

What do you do if you see a spaceman?

Park your car in it, man!

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From Jon, age 8, Surprise, AZ

What do you get if you cross an alien, a rabbit, and an owl?

A martian that jumps to high heavens and doesn’t give a hoot!

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From Erowyn, age 6, San Diego, CA

What did the alien say when he landed on earth?

This doesn’t look anything like Mars!

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From Rachel, age 10, Hong Kong, China

How do you know when the moon isn’t hungry?

When it’s full!

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From Lewis, 10 years old, England

How does a rocket get sacked?

It gets fired!

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