What did Saturn say when Jupiter asked if he should call him?
Don’t call me. I’ll give you a ring!
Space Jokes
Why did the star go to jail?
Because it was a shooting star!
What sort of chocolate do people from Mars eat?
Mars bars!!!
Cool Teenage Martian: I was at a party on Mercury last night.
His Friend: Was it any good?
Cool Teenage Martian: No! It was really boring.
His Friend: How come?
Cool Teenage Martian: There was no atmosphere.
Why is the dolphin’s favorite constellation?
The Big Dipper!
What chocolate bars do you eat in space?
Milky Ways and Mars Bars
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