Why are Grandfather’s teeth like stars?
Because they come out at night!
Space Jokes
Pupil: Please Sir! Did you hear that scientists have found life on another planet?
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Pupil: They found fleas on Pluto!
How did the rocket lose its job?
It got fired.
Why don’t aliens have a doorbell on their spaceship?
Because they are trying to win the Nobel Prize!
Why did Mickey go to outer space?
To see Pluto.
Why does Saturn have rings?
Because it got married!!!
