What cartoons do martians watch?
Lunar tunes!
Space Jokes
What do you do if you see a spaceman?
Park your car in it man!
How did the rocket lose its job?
He got fired!
What chocolate do they eat in space?
Milky-Ways and Mars bars!
Why couldn’t the ‘Cow Who Jumped Over The Moon’ eat his potato salad?
Because the dish ran away with the spoon! (from the song “Hey Diddle Diddle”)
Did you hear the one about the space ship?
It was out of this world!
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