Space Jokes

From Olivia, age 6, London, England

How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

Rocket.

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From Ailie S, age 9, United Kingdom

If a meteorite hits a planet, what do we call the ones that miss?

Meteorwrongs!

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From Chandler, age 9, Durango, Colorado

What do astronauts download onto their iPod?

Neptunes!

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From Annie, age 8, London

What do aliens eat when they go camping?

Martian mallows!

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From Jasmine, age 10, USA

What would the astronauts eat in space?

Milkyway!

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From Mele, age 13, Hawaii, Honolulu

What is an alien’s favorite key on the computer?

The space bar!

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