Space Jokes

From Adicus ball, age 3, China,IL

What deodorant do astronauts use?

OLD SPACE!

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From Matthew, age 10, Earth

What do you call the Moon when it goes crazy?

Luna-tic!

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From DR, a reader, Louisiana

How does the Man in the Moon eat soup?

With a Big Dipper.

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From Potpot, age 10, Philippines,Makati

Why were there only 18 letters left in the alphabet?

Because E.T. flew off in a U.F.O. and the C.I.A. chased after him!

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From Nick, age 14, Madagascar, Madagascar

Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in chewing gum?

He got stuck in Orbit!

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From Sophie, age 10, AUS

How do you put a baby alien to sleep?

Rocket!

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