Space Jokes

From Anjali, 9 years old, United Arab Emirates

When is the moon heaviest?

When it is full!

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From Mikolaj B, 10 years old, Hastings Minnesota, USA

Which space supervillian works at a restaurant?

Darth Waiter!

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From Arianna, 10 years old, USA

What did the moon say to the sun?

You are smokin’ hot!

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From Kaazim, 10 years old, London

What do you do when you find a green alien?

Wait till it turns ripe!

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From Zuzka, 10 years old, Poland

Why did E.T. have such big eyes?

Because he saw his phone bill!

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From Pierre , age 8, United States

Did you hear the joke about the sun?

It’s over your head.

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