How much is the moon worth?
One dollar, cuz it has 4 quarters!
Space Jokes
Why are Grandfather’s teeth like stars?
Because they come out at night!
Why did the alien get a ticket?
Because he forgot to pay the parking meteor!
What do aliens measure things with?
A meteor stick!
What star is dangerous?
A shooting star!
If the ones that hit a planet are called meteorites, then what are the ones called that don’t hit a planet?
meteorwrongs!!
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