Why did the alien get a ticket?
Because he forgot to pay the parking meteor!
Space Jokes
What do aliens measure things with?
A meteor stick!
What star is dangerous?
A shooting star!
If the ones that hit a planet are called meteorites, then what are the ones called that don’t hit a planet?
meteorwrongs!!
What did Saturn say when Jupiter asked if he should call him?
Don’t call me. I’ll give you a ring!
Why did the star go to jail?
Because it was a shooting star!
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