Where to snakes go out to eat?
A Sssssizzzzler Restaurant!
Snake Jokes
What did the boy snake say to the girl snake?
“How about one quick hiss?”
What kind of snake is good at math?
An adder.
What do you call a mild-mannered snake?
A civil serpent!
Where to snakes go out to eat?
Sssssizzzzler Restaurant!
One day God told Noah to build an ark and put in it two of each animal. Noah built the ark and put in two of each animal as he was told. He said to the dogs, “Go forth and multiply.” He said to the deer,” Go forth and multiply.”
He then said to the snakes, “Go forth and multiply.” They looked at each other and began to cry. Noah asked, “What is the matter?”
The snakes replied, “We can’t, we’re adders!”
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