How many skinny people can fit in a bathtub?
I do not know ’cause they keep falling down the drain!
Snake Jokes
The first snake says, “I hope I’m not poisonous.” The second snake says, “Why?”
First snake: “Because I bit my tongue!”
Why was the snake so good at math?
He was an Adder!
What are funny snakes called?
Hiss-terical!
What do snakes do when they’re in love?
They hiss!
What is the snake’s favorite subject?
Hiss-tory!
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