What did the snake put on his floor?
Reptiles!
Snake Jokes
What subject do snakes get an A+ in?
Hisssss-tory!
How do snakes get up and down?
They use the hiss-calator!
What do snakes do after they have a fight?
They hiss and make up!
What’s a snake’s favorite subject?
Math (thought I was gonna say HISStory or Sssscience?)
What did the caterpiller say to the boa constrictor?
“I don’t want to be around when you turn into butterfly!
