Why did the two boa constrictors get married?
They had a crush on each other.
Snake Jokes
What do you call a snake that works for the government?
A civil serpent
What do you get when you cross a snake and a plane?
A Boeing Constrictor!
What is a snake’s favorite subject?
Hisstory!
What snake like to eat pie?
A pie-thon! (python)
What did the snake put on his floor?
Reptiles!
