What do you call a shoe sailing through the air?
A Shoefly!
What kind of shoes do cars like?
VANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What kind of shoes does a spy wear?
Sneakers!
Why does a blonde have TGIF on the back of her shoes?
TOES GO IN FIRST!
Why was the Shoe complaining to the other Shoe?
Because he was TIRED OF PEOPLE WALKING ALL OVER HIM!
Two guys were camping in the forest. One guy was named Tom and the other one was named Pete. All of a sudden a bear started chasing after them. Tom and Pete climbed a nearby tree, but the bear started knocking the tree. “This tree won’t stay up for long.” said Tom. He saw Pete tying his shoelaces like he was about to run. “Pete! You could never outrun that bear!” Said Tom. “I don’t have to outrun the bear.” Pete said
“I just have to outrun you!”
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