What kind of shoes does a spy wear?
Sneakers!
Why does a blonde have TGIF on the back of her shoes?
TOES GO IN FIRST!
An elephant and an ant were playing hide and seek. The elephant was seeking and the ant was hiding. When the elephant finished counting, he quickly noticed that the ant was hiding in the temple. How?
The elephant found the ant’s shoes outside the temple!
Why was the Shoe complaining to the other Shoe?
Because he was TIRED OF PEOPLE WALKING ALL OVER HIM!
Two guys were camping in the forest. One guy was named Tom and the other one was named Pete. All of a sudden a bear started chasing after them. Tom and Pete climbed a nearby tree, but the bear started knocking the tree. “This tree won’t stay up for long.” said Tom. He saw Pete tying his shoelaces like he was about to run. “Pete! You could never outrun that bear!” Said Tom. “I don’t have to outrun the bear.” Pete said
“I just have to outrun you!”
What did the shoelace say to the other one?
That’s knot mine!
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