Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe, who?
Wooden shoe like to hear a joke?
What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
You’ll rise and shine!
What happens when you eat yeast and shoe polish?
Every morning you will rise and shine!
There’s a man who lives in a box. His hair is red. His shoes are red. What color are his stairs?
Boxes doesn’t have stairs!
What happens when you eat yeast and shoe polish?
You rise and shine!
In a game of basketball a player said to the other team,”You guys were way ahead! Now we’re tied!”
The other player said “Not for long, Shoelace!”
“Why are you calling me Shoelace?” asks the player who started the conversation.
“Because i just unTIED you!”
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