What do you call two banana peels?
A pair of slippers!
The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed.
He gave his awl!
What do you get when you cross bread with a pair of shoes?
Loafers!
What shoes are plumbers’ favorites?
Clogs!
What has a tongue, six eyes, and a sole?
My shoe.
Why was the shoe late for class?
Because HE WAS TIED UP!
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