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From Crystal, age 12, Wheatridge, Colorado

What goes splash, splash, splash, splosh?

An elephant with water in its tennis shoes!
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Filed Under: Elephant, Shoe

From Chris, age 10, Ontario, Canada

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a wad of gum?

An elephant that sticks to the bottom of your shoe or gum that never forgets.
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Filed Under: Elephant, Shoe

From Jami C., age 14, Williamston, NC

A man was lonely so he went to the pet store to buy an unusual pet. He bought a centipede.
When the man got home and had set up the centipede’s home, he decided to take it out to lunch. He went over and asked, “Do you want to go to lunch with me?” He waited for an answer but got none.
He asked again, “Do you want to go out to lunch with me?” After getting no answer, he waited a minute, and then asked again, “Do you want to go out?”
Well, he was getting a little mad, so then he got closer to the box and said a little louder, “Do you want to go out to eat?”

He heard a tiny voice say, “I heard you the first time. I am putting on my shoes!”
Please wait...

Filed Under: Bug, Shoe

From Holly, age 8, Houston, Texas

What do you call a nut sitting on a cats foot?

A Cashew!! (cat’s shoe)
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Filed Under: Cat, Shoe

From Caitlin, age 12, Pennsylvania

Knock, knock.
Who’s there ?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?

Wouldn’t you like to know!!!
Please wait...

Filed Under: Clothing, Knock Knock, Shoe

From Alyssa, age 11, New York, New York.

A man told his pet millipede to get the mail.
Two days later the man went to go see where his pet was.

He was still at the door putting his shoes on!
Please wait...

Filed Under: Bug, Shoe

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