One time three men were going in a boat. A man said ”In my village there are many cameras!”, saying this threw his camera in the water. Another said ”In my village there are many shoes!” He threw his shoes. The third man said, ”Well, in my village there are many people!”
He threw himself out of the boat!
One person has a pet centipede. He asked it to get the paper. Two hours later he goes out to see what was happening. The centipede said:
Wait! I still don’t have all my shoes on?
Can a shoe box?
No, but a tin can!
Why did the other insects drop the caterpillar from the football team?
Because he took a long time to put on his shoes !
What has a tongue, but no mouth?
A shoe!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know. (Wouldn’t you like to know)
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