Why did the elephant have three white shoes and one yellow?
‘Cause he forgot to lift his leg!
Why did the boy give his house a pair of shoes?
He wanted to see a home run!
What type of shoes do lazy people wear?
Loafers because they always loaf around!
What did the boy say when he found a new pair of shoes he liked?
I found my sole mate!
Why did the gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to a chicken’s foot!
Why is a man that lost his shoes like a fruit bat?
They’d both like a pear [pair]
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