What is the definition of busy?
A mother centipede buying shoes for her kids.
Why did the elephant have three white shoes and one yellow?
‘Cause he forgot to lift his leg!
Why did the boy give his house a pair of shoes?
He wanted to see a home run!
What type of shoes do lazy people wear?
Loafers because they always loaf around!
What did the boy say when he found a new pair of shoes he liked?
I found my sole mate!
Why did the gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to a chicken’s foot!
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