What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh!
Ocean and Beach Jokes
What is Nemo’s least favorite candy?
Swedish Fish!
What did one ocean say to the other?
Nothing it just waved. Did you SEA what I did there. I’m SHORE you did.
Why don’t lobster’s share?
Because they are shellfish!
Where do killer whales get their dental work done?
At the orca-dontist!
What do whales put on their toast in the morning?
Jellyfish.
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