School Jokes

From Riya, age 14, Hyderabad,India

A teacher was teaching the class about Moral Values and Respect to Parents.
Teacher:Mia,tell who is greater?A Teacher or a Mother?
Mia:A Teacher,Ma’am.
Teacher:And why do you think so?

Mia: A mother can make 1 or 2 kids go to sleep but a teacher can make all 30 students in her class sleep.

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From Timmie, age 14, Giddings, Texas

Why did the skeleton fail the test?

His heart wasn’t in it!

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From Alyssa, 3 years old,

Why did the BOY eat his homework?

his dog had retired!

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From Catie, 10 years old, England

Boy:Mum I think my teacher likes me!
Mother:Why is that?

Because she put lots of Xs on my work!

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From Jesse, age 10, Texas

What did one pencil say to the other pencil when it came out of the pencil sharpener?

You’re lookin’ mighty sharp today!

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From Jaycee M., 12 years old, Staffordshire, England

What did the pencil say to the other pencil?

You’re looking sharp!

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