A boy brought home his report card from school. His dad looked it over. His face became red as he said,”How did you manage to make one D and five F’s?”
The boy answered,”I guess I concentrated too hard on one subject.”
School Jokes
Why did the girl eat her homework?
Her teacher said it was a piece of cake!
What did the boy do with his homework?
He ate it, because he thought it was a piece of cake!
I went out with a girl named Similie;
I don’t know what I metaphor!
Teacher:What is the book title on the board?
Pupil:Jane Eyre.
Teacher:And who wrote it?
Pupil:You did,Miss!
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A blood test!!
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