There was this one level school that was pink. Everything was pink, the people, the desks, the books, etc.
What color were the stairs?
School Jokes
No, there were no stairs, it is one level.
Why did the kids eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
What do you do when a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
Pick them up and roll them back to her!
Why did the boy eat his homework?
because his teacher told him it was a peice of cake!
Why did the million year old mummy go to the teachers and parents meeting?
Because she heard it was for mummies.
Bob’s teacher asks Bob, “Where is your homework?” He replies, “It got carried off in a strong wind.” The teacher then asks, “Why were you late?” To which, Bob replies…
“I had to wait for a strong wind!”
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