Teacher:How many seconds are in a year?
Boy:12
Teacher:How?
Boy:January Second,February Second, March Second, April
Second, May Second…
Teacher:How?
Boy:January Second,February Second, March Second, April
Second, May Second…
School Jokes
Teacher:What is the book title on the board?
Pupil:Jane Eyre.
Teacher:And who wrote it?
Pupil:You did,Miss!
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A blood test!!
Why did the clock go to the principal’s office?
Because it was tocking too much!
What’s the tallest school?
High school!
What did the teacher say to the lightbulb?
Well, aren’t you bright!
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