School Jokes

From Eliza, 11 years old, Indiana

Why did the boy study in an airplane?

He wanted a higher education!

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From Wu Ser Yee, age 9, Malaysia

Teacher: What is a collision?
Jane: A collision is when two things come together unexpectedly
Teacher: Can you give us an example of a collision?

Jane: Twins!

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From Stephanie, age 11, Livermore, California

Why did the teacher put on sunglasses?

Because her students were so bright!

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From Daniel, age 13, CA,USA

One day a kid got mad because his father made him wear a parachute and asks his dad why he has to wear it.

The father asks, “Son, if your friend jumped off a cliff, would you?”
and the kid says, “Well, I got this parachute…”

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From SIMRAN, age 12, INDIA

TEACHER:WHAT IS WIND?

JENNY: AIR IN A HURRY

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From FATIMA PASHA, age 14, Karachi, Pakistan

A TYPICAL HOMEWORK EXCUSE;
TEACHER;Why did you not do your homework?

STUDENT;I lost it fighting with a child who said you weren’t the best teacher in the world.

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