School Jokes

From SIMRAN, age 12, INDIA

TEACHER:WHAT IS WIND?

JENNY: AIR IN A HURRY

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From Natalia, 8 years old, Baltimore, MD

How did the marching band help the band leader with his book report?

They got in formation!

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From FATIMA PASHA, age 14, Karachi, Pakistan

A TYPICAL HOMEWORK EXCUSE;
TEACHER;Why did you not do your homework?

STUDENT;I lost it fighting with a child who said you weren’t the best teacher in the world.

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From Anomonous, 10 years old, USA

What’s my least favorite part of school?

The quizzes. I really detest them!

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From Justin, age 9, Pittsburgh,PA

What letter is the smartest?

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From Adam Bourdeau, 11 years old, Milton VT

Why is Alabama the smartest state?

They have four As and only one B!

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