School Jokes

From Stephanie, age 11, Livermore, California

Why did the teacher put on sunglasses?

Because her students were so bright!

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From Daniel, age 13, CA,USA

One day a kid got mad because his father made him wear a parachute and asks his dad why he has to wear it.

The father asks, “Son, if your friend jumped off a cliff, would you?”
and the kid says, “Well, I got this parachute…”

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From SIMRAN, age 12, INDIA

TEACHER:WHAT IS WIND?

JENNY: AIR IN A HURRY

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From Natalia, 8 years old, Baltimore, MD

How did the marching band help the band leader with his book report?

They got in formation!

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From FATIMA PASHA, age 14, Karachi, Pakistan

A TYPICAL HOMEWORK EXCUSE;
TEACHER;Why did you not do your homework?

STUDENT;I lost it fighting with a child who said you weren’t the best teacher in the world.

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From Anomonous, 10 years old, USA

What’s my least favorite part of school?

The quizzes. I really detest them!

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