Why did the teacher have crossed eyes?
Because she couldn’t control her pupils!
School Jokes
What is a cow’s favorite subject in school?
Moooooooooosic!!!!!!!
Why did the kid crawl into school five minutes after 9:00 AM?
Because the teacher said not to walk in late!!!
Karry said, “Hey Jane, I can spell a word with over a 100 letters!” Jane replied, “Really, what?”
P-o-s-t o-f-f-i-c-e!
What has cities without houses, rivers without water, and forests without trees?
A map!
Why did the baby bring a ladder to school?
He wanted to see what high school was like!!
