Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school!
School Jokes
What is the difference between a teacher and a train?
A teacher says, “Spit out your gum!” and a train says, “Chew chew!”
Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
To win the No Bell prize!
There was a teacher and a naughty student. The teacher said to the student ”Go straight home.”, and the boy answered,
”But Teacher, my house is around a corner!”
There’s a red house,a white house,and a blue house. If the red house is on the left, and the blue house is on the right, where’s the white house?
In Washington D.C.!
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?
She could not control her pupils.
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