School Jokes

From Jenn, a reader, New York

Amy: Hey good news, the teacher says we have a test rain or shine!
Eric: So what’s the big deal anyway?

Amy: It’s snowing out!

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From Jenna F, 11 years old, New York

Why did the song do well in school?

Because it took a lot of notes!

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From Eliza, 11 years old, Indiana

Why did the boy study in an airplane?

He wanted a higher education!

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From Wu Ser Yee, age 9, Malaysia

Teacher: What is a collision?
Jane: A collision is when two things come together unexpectedly
Teacher: Can you give us an example of a collision?

Jane: Twins!

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From Stephanie, age 11, Livermore, California

Why did the teacher put on sunglasses?

Because her students were so bright!

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From Daniel, age 13, CA,USA

One day a kid got mad because his father made him wear a parachute and asks his dad why he has to wear it.

The father asks, “Son, if your friend jumped off a cliff, would you?”
and the kid says, “Well, I got this parachute…”

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