How do teachers eat?
With u-pencils!
School Jokes
Why did they fire the cross-eyed school teacher?
Because she couldn’t control her pupils!
There was a boy and a teacher. The boy said: Will you punish me for something I didnt do?
The teacher said: No of course not!
The boy said…
Ok good, because I didn’t do my homework!
How tough is the meat in the school cafeteria?
It just challenged me to a fight after school!
Teacher: What do you want to be when you growup?
Student: A policeman, because I want to follow in my dad’s footsteps.
Teacher: I didn’t know your dad was a policeman.
Student: Oh he’s not; he’s a burglur!
The teacher asked the boy, “Where is your homework?”
“I ate it. You said it was a piece of cake.”
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