School Jokes

From Ankur, age 14, India

What type of ship will a smart student travel on?

Scholar-ship!

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From God-Lover, age 11, USA

Teacher:Do you know about Isaac Newton?

Student:NO,but I’ve heard of his brother Fig.

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From Sonia, age 10, India, Delhi

Why did the student eat his homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!

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From Rabs, age 10, North Carolina

This guy comes back from his 5th grade test results and says “I flunked a grade, I flunked a grade.” Another guy says “Why did you say that twice?”

And the other one says “Because my teacher told me to repeat this grade level.”

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From Shannon, age 10, Long Island, New York

What do you call a kid named Charles who eats three helpings of cafeteria lasagna?

Upchuck!

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From Alyshan, age 10, Minnesota, U.S.A

Dad: What does this ‘F’ on your report card mean?

Kid: Fantastic!

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