School Jokes

From Lindsey J, age 10, Texas, United States

What did the pen ask the pencil?

So what’s your point!

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From Nick & Christina, age 11, Oshawa, Ontario

Girl: Billy, do you want to play school?

Billy: Ok,I’m absent!

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From Eric, age 16, Wasco, California

Why did the student bring a ladder to school?

To get to high school!

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From Rosebud, age 5, Paris, France

What do you call a teacher that falls asleep in the classroom?

Nothing! You might wake them up!

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From Samantha , age 10, Tennessee

Teacher: Fred, if you have a pie and you eat one whole of it, what do you have left?

Fred: Two angry parents!

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From Alfred, age 11, Fiji

What do you call a tree that grows poems instead of fruits?

Poetry!

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