Why did the student bring a ladder to school?
To get to high school!
School Jokes
What do you call a teacher that falls asleep in the classroom?
Nothing! You might wake them up!
Teacher: Fred, if you have a pie and you eat one whole of it, what do you have left?
Fred: Two angry parents!
What do you call a tree that grows poems instead of fruits?
Poetry!
What type of ship will a smart student travel on?
Scholar-ship!
Teacher:Do you know about Isaac Newton?
Student:NO,but I’ve heard of his brother Fig.
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