Can FEBRUARY march?
No, April may.
School Jokes
Why did the children eat their homework?
The teacher said it was like CAKE!
Boy: Miss, would you tell me off for something I didn’t do?
Teacher:Of course not.
Boy:Good because I didn’t do my homework!
Child : Mommy, I am in the top ten in our class!
Mommy : Oh,great! How many are in the class?
Ten!
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
A teacher says “spit out that gum” and a train says “choo choo choo.”!
What did the pen ask the pencil?
So what’s your point!
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