School Jokes

In a Catholic school, the kids lined up for lunch. Near the end of the table was a plate of apples. On the apples was a note that said,”Take one, God is watching!” Further down the table was a plate of cookies. What did the note on the cookies say?

Why aren’t fish good tennis players?

A boy joined a new school. He was 5. His new teacher asked,
“Can you read and write?” he replied that he could write but not read.
The teacher handed him a pen and some paper and told him to write his name. He looked at the paper for a few seconds before scribbling on one of the lines.
“What does that say?” asked the teacher?

Teacher: How do you measure electricity?
Student: W h a t ! ?

What is the biggest pencil in the USA?

What did the pen say to the paper?