School Jokes

A boy joined a new school. He was 5. His new teacher asked,
“Can you read and write?” he replied that he could write but not read.
The teacher handed him a pen and some paper and told him to write his name. He looked at the paper for a few seconds before scribbling on one of the lines.
“What does that say?” asked the teacher?

Teacher: How do you measure electricity?
Student: W h a t ! ?

What is the biggest pencil in the USA?

What did the pen say to the paper?

Guess what we learned at school today? Said Stanley as he burst through the front door . “we learned how to make babies!”
“And how do you make babies?” asked Stanley’s mother.
“Its easy,” said Stanley .