Adult: You are getting on my last nerve!
Child: What happened to the other nerves?
School Jokes
Why did the boy eat his homework ??
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.
How does a pen know how to start working when you are about to throw it away?
Because it has an ink-ling something is going to happen!
How do you get straight A’s
By using a ruler!
In a Catholic school, the kids lined up for lunch. Near the end of the table was a plate of apples. On the apples was a note that said,”Take one, God is watching!” Further down the table was a plate of cookies. What did the note on the cookies say?
“Take all you want God is watching the apples!”
Why aren’t fish good tennis players?
They don’t like getting close to the net!
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