Why did the pencil go to school?
He needed his writing skills sharpened.
School Jokes
A prince went to school. The teacher said to bring a ruler. What did he bring?
The king!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because she had a bright class!
Teacher: Billy, if you have 50 cents, and you asked your dad for 50 cents more, how much money would you have?
Billy: 50 cents
Teacher: You don’t know how to add!
So Billy said…
You don’t know my dad!
Why did the boy eat his homework?
Because his teacher told him that it was a piece of cake!
Why did the child eat his homework?
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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