Let’s eat Grandpa.
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From Ashley, age 15, Dallas, Texas
Let’s eat Grandpa.
From M. Smith, age 10, Wales
What do you call a donkey with three legs?
From Noora, age 14, Saudi Arabia,Riyadh
Teacher:Draw a diagram of a bacteria.
Student:I have already drawn it.
Teacher:Your paper is blank and i cant see a thing…….
From Amber, age 9, Hull
The teacher stood in front of the class “Stand up if you’re an idiot.” John stood up. “John, why do you think you’re an idiot?”
From Amber, age 9, Hull
Teacher:Jenny how do you spell mouse??
Jenny:M-O-U-S
Teacher:And what’s on the end???
From Gus Gus, age 3, Moscow Russia
What’s the worst thing you’re likely to find in the school cafeteria?
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