Ms. Jessie: “Jerry,I hope I didn’t just see you copying Sally’s math test.”
Jerry: “I hope you didn’t either.”
School Jokes
John’s father had 3 kids. Snap, Crackle, and…..
John.
Why was the scissors rude?
Because it cut the line.
Let’s eat Grandpa.
Let’s eat, Granpa.
Commas save lives.
Commas save lives.
What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A wonky!
Teacher:Draw a diagram of a bacteria.
Student:I have already drawn it.
Teacher:Your paper is blank and i cant see a thing…….
Student:Teacher,you forgot we cannot see microorganisms with our naked eye!!
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