John’s father had 3 kids. Snap, Crackle, and…..
John.
School Jokes
Why was the scissors rude?
Because it cut the line.
Let’s eat Grandpa.
Let’s eat, Granpa.
Commas save lives.
Commas save lives.
What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A wonky!
Teacher:Draw a diagram of a bacteria.
Student:I have already drawn it.
Teacher:Your paper is blank and i cant see a thing…….
Student:Teacher,you forgot we cannot see microorganisms with our naked eye!!
The teacher stood in front of the class “Stand up if you’re an idiot.” John stood up. “John, why do you think you’re an idiot?”
“I don’t miss; I just hate to see you standing there all on your own!”
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