Boy: Teacher, can I get in trouble for something i didn’t do?
Teacher: Of course not!
Boy: Good, because I didn’t do my homework!
School Jokes
My teacher told us that books are man’s best friend…
so my dog bit him!
What is the difference between a teacher and a train?
A train says “choo-choo!” but a teacher says “Take that gum out of your mouth this instant!”
Why did the kid take his paper on a date?
Because his teacher told him to date his paper.
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.”
The mother exclaimed, “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?”
The little girl replied, “My homework.”
Ms. Jessie: “Jerry,I hope I didn’t just see you copying Sally’s math test.”
Jerry: “I hope you didn’t either.”
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