Which hand do you write with?
Neither; I’d rather write with a pencil.
School Jokes
What did the male pencil say to the lady pencil?
Give me your number?
Why did the boy eat his homework?
Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
(Teacher asks his student:)”What are you going to write your history essay on?”
“Paper.”
Boy: Teacher, can I get in trouble for something i didn’t do?
Teacher: Of course not!
Boy: Good, because I didn’t do my homework!
My teacher told us that books are man’s best friend…
so my dog bit him!
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