Why is a teacher different than a train?
Because a teacher says ‘spit out your gum’ and the train says ‘chew chew chew!’
School Jokes
What are the weakest days of the week?
The weekdays!
Ram, Sam and Kris came late to school . The teacher asked WHY WERE YOU ALL LATE ?
All of them told her that their tire was punctured.
The teacher asked how were all of the tires punctured?
WE WERE ALL ON THE SAME BIKE!
Which two letters are always cool?
AC!
Which letter is always wet?
The C!
What kind of candy do kids on the school playground like to eat?
Recess Pieces!
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