School Jokes

From Jared Newport, 11 years old, Eugene, Oregon

Why does a teacher think of an empty classroom when he closes his eyes?

Because he can’t see his pupils!

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From Rubes, age 9, London

My teacher said little girls can be what ever they want to be.

So I asked her, “Why did you become an old lady?”

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From vishal kumar, age 10, india

Teacher: What are you going to write your history essay on?

“Paper!”

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From lauren handley, age 10, walsall

An inspector walked in to a school class room.
Inspector: Why is that boy siting in a cage in the corner

Alex: Oh that’s Nevielle. He’s the teachers pet!

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From Samuel, age 12, United States of America

Why did the kid take a ladder to school?

Because he went to high school! 🙂

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From Jacky, age 10, USA

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

Because he heard it was a HIGH SCHOOL!

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