School Jokes

From vishal kumar, age 10, india

Teacher: What are you going to write your history essay on?

“Paper!”

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From lauren handley, age 10, walsall

An inspector walked in to a school class room.
Inspector: Why is that boy siting in a cage in the corner

Alex: Oh that’s Nevielle. He’s the teachers pet!

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From Samuel, age 12, United States of America

Why did the kid take a ladder to school?

Because he went to high school! 🙂

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From Jacky, age 10, USA

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

Because he heard it was a HIGH SCHOOL!

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From kate, age 10, Pennsylvania

Why is a teacher different than a train?

Because a teacher says ‘spit out your gum’ and the train says ‘chew chew chew!’

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From matt, age 11, colorado springs,colorado

What are the weakest days of the week?

The weekdays!

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