School Jokes

From Claire, 12 years old, Somewhere

What do you call a teacher that doesn’t fart in public?

A private tooter!

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From Audrey, 10 years old, New Jersey

How many letters are in the alphabet?

24. E.T went home!!

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From Shannon, 13 years old, Canada

Why did the crayon run away and cry?

He was feeling blue.

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From NK, a grownup

Mum:How was your first day at school?Did you make any friends?

KId:No,they were made already!

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From NK, a grownup

Teacher:Can anyone tell me an event that happened 50 years ago?

Cheeky pupil:You were born,Miss!

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From ISAAC, 8 years old, Henderson, NV

WHY WAS B COLD?

Because it was right between A and C!

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