School Jokes

From alejandra, 11 years old, porterville ca

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?

Because his class was so bright!

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From Raegee, 3 years old, USA MONTANA

What kind of pets do teachers at beauty schools like?

…Hares!

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From Claire, 12 years old, Somewhere

What do you call a teacher that doesn’t fart in public?

A private tooter!

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From Audrey, 10 years old, New Jersey

How many letters are in the alphabet?

24. E.T went home!!

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From Shannon, 13 years old, Canada

Why did the crayon run away and cry?

He was feeling blue.

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From NK, a grownup

Mum:How was your first day at school?Did you make any friends?

KId:No,they were made already!

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