What did the sharpener say to the pencil?
Stop circling round and get to the point!
School Jokes
A girl was walking to school and she was late. The teacher said to her “Why are you late?”
The girl answered “When I was walking to school I saw a sign that said ‘school zone, slow down.’
Why was the girl’s SCHOOL report card wet?
Because her score was below C!
Why did the teachers tie their students’ legs together?
They were taking a class trip!
What do you call a major run over by a steam roller?
A flat major!
What school do giraffes go to?
High school!
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