School Jokes

From Binh , 11 years old, Hanoi,Vietnam

If people say the number two pencil is the best …

… why is it still number two ?

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From Jade Buford, 9 years old, TN

Who is a king of school supplies?

A ruler!

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From Spencer, 13 years old, Boise, Idaho

If teachers say follow your dreams…

Why can’t you sleep during class?!

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From Alfie Livermore, 11 years old, Essex

Teachers say our future relies on our dreams …

But they don’t let us sleep in class!

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From Maritess, 7 years old, Ca, Temecula, CA

Who is the cleanest president?

Washington!

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From Mushroom, 10 years old, Georgia

What do you do when your mom tells you to stop watching TV and read a book?

Put the TV on subtitle!

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