School Jokes

From Maritess, 7 years old, Ca, Temecula, CA

Who is the cleanest president?

Washington!

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From Mushroom, 10 years old, Georgia

What do you do when your mom tells you to stop watching TV and read a book?

Put the TV on subtitle!

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From Jessica Cher, 11 years old, Malden, MA The United States

Teacher:Can anyone tell me what 7×6 is?
Student:42
Teacher:And can someone tell me what 6×7 is?
Same Student:42

Another student said, “No it’s 24!”

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From Holly, 11 years old, UK

What did the sharpener say to the pencil?

Stop circling round and get to the point!

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From Chelsea, 12 years old, Australia

A girl was walking to school and she was late. The teacher said to her “Why are you late?”

The girl answered “When I was walking to school I saw a sign that said ‘school zone, slow down.’

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From Chelsea, 12 years old, Australia

Why was the girl’s SCHOOL report card wet?

Because her score was below C!

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