Teacher: What color should we paint the sun and the leaves?
Boy: The sun rose and the leaves blue! (blew)
School Jokes
What kind of people do you find in school?
Nerds, Dum Dums, and Smarties!
During roll call my teacher said to me “Are you chewing gum, young lady?”
“No, I’m Neo”
Why did the student do his math problems on the floor?
Because the teacher told them not use tables!
Teacher: Whatever I ask, all of you must answer at once. What is 4+6?
Students: AT ONCE!
Why did the boy eat his homework?
Beacuse his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
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