Teachers tell us to achieve our dreams…..
But they won’t even let us sleep in class!
School Jokes
Teacher: Maria, go find North America.
Maria: Here.
Teacher: Correct.
Teacher: Okay, who discovered North America?
Students: Maria!
Teacher: What color should we paint the sun and the leaves?
Boy: The sun rose and the leaves blue! (blew)
What kind of people do you find in school?
Nerds, Dum Dums, and Smarties!
During roll call my teacher said to me “Are you chewing gum, young lady?”
“No, I’m Neo”
Why did the student do his math problems on the floor?
Because the teacher told them not use tables!
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