School Jokes

(This is true)

My fourth grade teacher said he would make our class brownies from scratch, and we all jumped around excitedly! The next day, he came back with a batch of brownies, but they weren’t really brownies. They were…

If number 2 pencils are popular…

Little Joey is sitting at his desk with his head hung down. Miss Smith, Joey’s 3rd grade teacher, notices his unusual behavior and walks over to his desk. She asks, “Joey, why are you so sad”?

Joey, still looking down replies, “Miss Smith, I don’t want to be in trouble for something I didn’t do, and I really didn’t do it.”

His teacher tells him that if he didn’t do something then he won’t get in trouble. Joey, now grinning, slowly raises his head and says….

Why did the class bury their teacher in a very, very deep hole?

Teacher: Give me a sentence that has the words defence, defeat, and detail.