School Jokes

Little Joey is sitting at his desk with his head hung down. Miss Smith, Joey’s 3rd grade teacher, notices his unusual behavior and walks over to his desk. She asks, “Joey, why are you so sad”?

Joey, still looking down replies, “Miss Smith, I don’t want to be in trouble for something I didn’t do, and I really didn’t do it.”

His teacher tells him that if he didn’t do something then he won’t get in trouble. Joey, now grinning, slowly raises his head and says….

Why did the class bury their teacher in a very, very deep hole?

Teacher: Give me a sentence that has the words defence, defeat, and detail.

Why did the boy come to school with a ladder?

The contraction for never is not ever. The contraction for blush is blood rush. What’s the contraction for studying?

A teacher says “The first kid to answer my question can go home.”
A kid throws his backpack out the window, then the teacher says “Who threw that?”