Where do pencils come from?
Pencil-vania! (Pennsylvania)
School Jokes
The teacher asked to the class: ‘Everyone that thinks they’re idiots, stand up!’
After a moment of silence, a pupil stood up. The teacher asked: Why did you stand up? Do you think you’r an idiot?
The pupil answered:’ No sir, but i felt bad for you because you were the only one standing up!’
Why did the cat eat the boy’s homework?
The dog was on vacation.
What do you call a cylinder after you graduated from school?
A graduated cylinder.
Do you want to here a construction joke ?
Well, I’m still working on it !!!
What did the boy do with his homework?
He ate it because it was a piece of cake!
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