Why did the child bring his car to school?
Because he wanted to drive the teacher up the wall!!!
School Jokes
Teacher: Samual how come you do not comb your hair?
Samual: No comb, Sir.
Teacher: Use your dad’s then.
Samual: No hair, Sir!
Where do pencils come from?
Pencil-vania! (Pennsylvania)
The teacher asked to the class: ‘Everyone that thinks they’re idiots, stand up!’
After a moment of silence, a pupil stood up. The teacher asked: Why did you stand up? Do you think you’r an idiot?
The pupil answered:’ No sir, but i felt bad for you because you were the only one standing up!’
Why did the cat eat the boy’s homework?
The dog was on vacation.
What do you call a cylinder after you graduated from school?
A graduated cylinder.
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