School Jokes

From MysticalKensuke, 11 years old, Irvine, California

Teacher: Whoever stands up is stupid.
*No one stands up*
Teacher: Anyone? Bob ? Amanda ?
*Billy stands up*
Teacher: Billy, why’d you stand up?

Billy: Well , I felt bad for you because you were the only one standing ma’am …

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From Kevin, 10 years old, Oklahoma

Did you heard about the kidnapping at the school?

It’s ok, he woke up!

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From Tabitha, 8 years old, United States

Why did the boy eat his homework?

He did not have a dog!

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From Remi Taylor, 13 years old, United States

Where did the pencil go for summer vacation?

Pennsylvania!

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From Jazmin, 11 years old, Georgia

Why did the girl bring a ladder to school?

Because it was high school!

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From Tap, 7 years old, California, USA

Why do people hate broken pencils?

Because they’re pointless!

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