School Jokes

From Aishani Chatterjee, 11 years old, Kolkata, West Bengal, India

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?

Because her class was so bright!

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From Liam Cooney, 9 years old, Wexford, Ireland

Teacher: “Lee, show me where America is on the map?”
Lee: “Here it is!”
Teacher: “Correct! Now, class who discovered America?”

Class: “Lee!”

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From Grayson, 9 years old, NC

Why did the student eat his homework?

Because, the teacher said it was a piece of cake!

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From Syrah, 7 years old, Folsom, Califonia

Why did the student bring her jump rope to math class?

She wanted to skip over the test!

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From DAB, 3 years old

Did you hear about the pencil joke?

Never mind. It’s pointless!

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From Seán, 10 years old, Ireland

Why was the boy in a cage in the front of the classroom?

Because, he’s the teacher’s pet!

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